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4) Si un pibe te pide el mail en el boliche es que te quiere dar, pero no esperes el mail porque seguro estaba tan borracho que no se va a acordar, o no tiene coraje cuando está sobrio.

5) Si un pibe te quiere hablar y tartamudea apenas, es que te quiere dar y está enamorado. También puede ser que sea tartamudo y te quiera dar, nomás.


Podés sumar otros tips que hayas descubierto y te hayan dado resultado. Todos tenemos algo que seguir aprendiendo día a día. Jaja!!!

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agrego un tips: si un chico te da una tarjeta por trabajo, es mentira, te quiere dar a full!!

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Yo en un acto de terrible confesion agreagría minimo dos mas: Si se pinta los labios adelante tuyo (aunque sea con manteca de cacao). Y otra infalible: si “por error” te chatea, te escribe un mail, msj etc…es que te la re contra re quiere dar pero no tiene huevos para decirtelo.

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“si una chica te toca con cualquier excusa innecesaria te quiere dar.” Totalmente!! Yo le toco las manos a quien le quiero dar cuando me dan el mate!

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Si vas caminando de noche con una chica q dice “Qué frio, no?” mientras se abraza a ella misma y se frota los brazos como si se diera calor… te re quiere dar. Todos deberian saberlo y nuestra vida seria más fácil.

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que buena onda moni gracias por los tips, nosotros los chabones no cazamos una sus indirectas.....

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el primer anonimo me mató por que es facil saber quien es...
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coincido con nacho, nosotros somos pateticos con las indirectas, ahora no nos para nadie !!!!despues de leer tantos tips, solo puedo decir, las que me querian dar !!!!!!!!, jajaja,pero bue, ya paso.

agregaria, si te escribe un viejo amigo que te encontro por el facebook de casualidad...., es por que siempre te la quiso dar y no se resigna a morirse con las ganas, chicas sean como julian weich y cumplanle el sueño al concursante. !!!.
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Es increíble cómo los hombres estan confesando no darse cuenta cuando una mujer quiere estar con ellos!. Por los comentarios, las chicas desplegamos miles de herramientas para darles a entender y que ellos jamas percibirán! ajaja
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No Moni no es increible, porq los hombres por naturaleza no son perceptivos asiq no hay que gastarse con stos tips hay q ir directo al grano cuando alguien te gusta no les parece?
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........."porq los hombres por naturaleza no son perceptivos"..., me gustaria que se desarrolle esta frase de mariela,aunque me parece que es asi, que naturaleza???

chicas vayan practicando, hola wachito lindo, se que no me voy a casar con vos pero me muero de ganas de darte 10.000 besos !!!! derroche de ternura !!!! jajajaja

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